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Blanked by the D Waff

Posted on June 21, 2007 @ 2:14 PM
I saw the poison D Waff coming off the beach at Estagnots yesterday. She was all D-waff like, and poisonous looking. I saw her approach from the south and thought, 'oh crap, here we go again, now she's gonna attack me on the beach!' As she got close I tried to offer the olive branch of peace, maybe we could talk thru our differences I thought, being the thoroughly rational, willing to let bygones be bygones kinda chap.

No chance.

As I tried to talk to her as she passed about one metre from me she pretended not hear me.

Must remember to have a chat with Q-Lein about 'not breaking the code' and the 'Sicilian Law of Omerta', stuff like that...

In other news the surf picked up today, although there are less banks in the Hossegor region than in the Great Temple in Jerusalem after Jesus had made his recommendations regarding money changers. Me and Txomin 'was doing OK with the ladies but now it's all gone a bit quiet' Higson had a lunchtime splash near the office. Even though it was boiling hot, Higson kooked it and wore a sealed full suit. I wore trunks. It was a bit wobble wobble, but still contestable.

In other other news, its the fete de la musique today in France, a national day of concerts and the like. The Plague are playing a back together gig in BarcoLoco in le Penon. See you there.

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